Finally.... Kanye is Entertaining!

This is best thing ever to come from Kanye West and his captain of douchebaggery ways!

http://kanyegate.tumblr.com/

Thank you .

Apology? from Kanye West to Tayor Swift?

Let's get funky and break it down!!
Black= Apology by Kanye "Artistic AND musical Genius" West


"I'M SOOOOO SORRY TO TAYLOR SWIFT AND HER FANS AND HER MOM. (way to show how dumb you really are with bad grammar in the first sentence) I SPOKE TO HER MOTHER RIGHT AFTER AND SHE SAID THE SAME THING MY MOTHER WOULD'VE SAID. SHE IS VERY TALENTED! (pulled the "my mom is dead I hope this gets me out of this" and the P.S. this is all about ME so I need to link back to ME ME ME !) I LIKE THE LYRICS ABOUT BEING A CHEERLEADER AND SHE'S IN THE BLEACHERS! …………………… (hmmm can't find the sincerity in that sentence can you??? I found the sarcasm though! How nice of you, Kanye to throw Taylor a bone! You fast forwarded through her song until you found a line to repeat like a parrot. Can you tell us why you like this line? or are we all supposed to bow down to you as we accept this bone, as YOU, KANYE WEST THE GREAT took the time to write this???) II'M IN THE WRONG FOR GOING ON STAGE AND TAKING AWAY FROM HER MOMENT!…… ( Though I am about to do it again in 3.......2.......1)……….. BEYONCE'S VIDEO WAS THE BEST OF THIS DECADE!!!! (so what is the point of this "apology"? oh yea. to remind everyone that only kanye west knows what is the hot shit and we should listen to him again, just in case ONE person missed it) I'M SORRY TO MY FANS IF I LET YOU GUYS DOWN!!!! (no comment thats just too easy)I'M SORRY TO MY FRIENDS AT MTV.(obviously they are your only friends, as they let you up you douchebaggery every year, If you had any real friends they would shut your pie hole for your own sake.) I WILL APOLOGIZE TO TAYLOR 2MRW. (no worries whenever you find the time to slither off your throne. No need to rush kanye I am sure Tayor like the rest of the world knows just how time consuming it is to be a REAL deep artist like yourself.)WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!!!! (Oh thanks kanye for the invite to the real world......though I have been living here, but where have you been????) EVERYBODY WANNA BOOOOO ME BUT I'M A FAN OF REAL POP CULTURE!!!(ohhhhhhh! taylor isn't and you are? thought you were in the same boat. thanks for clearing up) NO DISRESPECT (NO NONE AT ALL TAKEN, kanye) BUT WE WATCHIN' THE SHOW AT THE CRIB RIGHT NOW CAUSE … WELL YOU KNOW!!!! I'M STILL HAPPY FOR TAYLOR!!!! BOOOYAAAWWWW!!!! YOU ARE VERY VERY TALENTED!!! I GAVE MY AWARDS TO OUTKAST WHEN THEY DESERVED IT OVER ME… THAT'S WHAT IT IS!!!!!!!(WOW That's so chivalrous of you kanye to give your award up like that! And to think you wanted noting, but endless attention in return!! You are just so selfless. You really let me down last night.... you could have been more of the self-sacrificing humanitarian you are and snatched the award out of Taylor's hands and run it down to Beyonce. Though I understand doing good all the time is draining and you just might have not been up to it that night. I will let this one slide ) I'M NOT CRAZY YALL, I'M JUST REAL. SORRY FOR THAT!!! I REALLY FEEL BAD FOR TAYLOR AND I'M SINCERELY SORRY!!! MUCH RESPECT!!!!! (These last few lines are actually appropriate and nice too bad they are lost in verbal diarrhea that precedes them)

Click here to see humanitarian and deep artist, Kayne preparing for the MTV AWARDS.

Aw, Kanye we call tell by the swelling of the muscles in your arm and the full hand grip you want this waaay more than Taylor. She being the nice girl she is sees you need it more and gives it up.

DOUCHEBAGGERY at it's best-Amber rose needs to find a way to control her little pest problem

I like to sit back and let Kanye do all the work.

WOW oh WOW. Boy was he working hard for me last night!!!



I don't particularly love Taylor Swift or her music, but she has the sweetest and most humble disposition. And not just for a celebrity. For being only 19 she presents herself as a classy, humble and genuine girl. I don't know HOW stupid Kayne is anymore. He is dumber than I ever imagined. Of all people to take a shit on- on live TV, I wouldn't have picked Taylor Swift. No, and for a self named genius- he missed this one big time! She is a girl who everyone loves and everyone wants to see do well. Kayne is the man everyone wants to vomit on as soon as he opens his mouth. Kayne also has a delusional self awareness thinking he has the right to shit on her, and that people care what HE rates as the number one video of the year. The last thing I would like or buy is something Kayne rates as number one in his manic mind. Beyonce seems to know this by the look o her face when they pan to her.

I looked up both Beyonce's and Taylor's videos. I have to say Taylor's is pretty cheesy, but Beyonce's was nothing special either. Kanye freaking out at the MTV awards when a teenager with a pop song wins, on the channel I watched pop on as a teenager is just DOUCHEBAGGERY at it's best, by Kanye-the-chipmunk-face-west! Keep it up Kanye, I was just beginning to think you were normal and was going to close my blog.

From the Poser's DIary

"I WAS WORKING ON THIS DOPE ASS SONG WITH JARED AND BRANDON STOPPED BY. I PLAYED THEM SOME OF THE NEW JEEZY BEATS AND BEFORE EVERYBODY BOUNCED BRANDON HOPPED ON THE KEYBOARD AND I HOPPED ON THE MPC. SHIT WAS DOPE. OH AND YES THOSE ARE SWAROVSKI CRYSTALS ON BRANDON'S SHIRT BY DRIES VAN NOTEN."

Hahah I love the cool out of date street lingo! Trying so hard, it hurts! And any man that can spot Swarovski Crystals from not- is a total GAY FISH! Even more gay of a fish for name dropping the shirt brand.

Kanye West Looks Like a Chipmunk with a Mouth Full of Cheese

Kanye West looks like a Chipmunk with a mouth full of cheese.

If you look closely you will see the cheese go in the chipmunk's mouth and come out Kanye's.

Kanye West- Real or Cheap Nas Impostor Dressed in a P.Diddy suit from the 99 Cents Only Store?

Let's go back to when I was still pure and my ears had not been raped by Kanye...

I was WATCHING some MTV awards show, but was not listening. I tend to no listen when I watch TV. I just watched this guy who kind of looked like a uglier version of P.Diddy, all pimped out in Diddy's signature white attire and dancing all goofy down the aisles. I remember thinking I like P.Diddy and have been waiting for a Diddy2.0 for a while. Was this guy it ?? Just in desperate need of some dance lessons? That was my first visual (I wish now I could unsee the horror)...but, I was actually hopeful for the guy!

Anyways, now to the first time I actually LISTENED Kayne. I remember it was in my friends Acura outside a bar, back in 2005ish. I was a little tipsy when my friend played me this new CD she liked. I was like, "Whoa?! What happened to NAS? He suddenly SUCKS!" I was told no it is, Kanye West. I don't know if I am alone on this one. But, especially his early songs, it sound like Kanye hired a dyslexic kindergartner to rewrite all NAS' lyrics. Then he put his vocal chords in a blender, dumped gold glitter all over himself, clicked his heels 3 times and ended up in a recording studio where he masturbated to his own picture, over and over and over again.

I have lost a lot of respect for NAS now through the years since he began working with KANYE. I think he said something like, "Kanye saved rap," and I wanted to barf on them both. He might have well said, "Soulja Boy and Ja'Rule teamed up and saved rap!" Nas does have talent, but I do disagree with him at times and hate his poor friend choices, but his music is good. Though neither NAS and especially KANYE are capable of saving rap or let alone a kitten from a tree. Never will be up there with SNOOP, JAY-Z, Biggie, TUPAC or even P.DiDDY ( puffy is questionable on this list, but Kanye won't even reach that status)

The amazing thing about KANYE is he believes he has! If you could give a sprinkle of Kanye West's ego to every teenage girl with confidence issues- anorexia, bulimia, teen pregnancy, suicide, cutting, drug use, would cease to be a problem in America. And he would probably have enough ego to spare to keep spewing the shit he spews without missing a beat.

Why Do I Hate Kanye West? Let me tell you....

So, here's the deal, in my car stereo only the FM RADIO works. I have come to terms with it and now enjoy listening to the Radio more than spending money on a new stereo. Life is fine and the $99 dollars saved feels good every time I drive.....

UNTIL only commercials are on and only one station is playing a song, a KAYNE WEST SONG. And it seems to be that way A LOT. I am beginning to think that is how his label gets people to listen to him. I will listen to ANY crappy song besides commercials, but have found I cannot and will not listen to KAYNE scratch a thousand chalk boards at once while his ego oozes out of his songs and into my car.

And I can, will listen to dare I say like a lot of crap...I am pretty open minded and not a pretentious music snob at all (like most "hipsters" these days). I don't roll with what's the hip band to be into. Or try and deliver a history of music to whoever will listen in an attempt to prove I am cool. I like what I like and it surprises me all the time. Often what I like should technically be embarrassing...if you follow the cool-dar. I like songs that remind me of a fun periods in my life or music that sounds nice. I am a visual person so annoying and loud noises bother me more than most. So for a while I kept my hate for Kanye on the inside, until more and more people got off the gold digger high and started to openly hate him too.



Well anyways this morning it happened as soon as I got in the car.
Commercials, Commercials, Heartbreaker.

The sad thing was I was feeling good this morning about it. It's a game a play with myself. Will a sweet song be playing when I hop in my car?? Last night I when I hopped in, Step Back You're Dancing Kind of Close was playing. Score 1 for me! It reminds me of bar hoping freshman year of college. See no real rhyme or rhythm to what I like. It was playing and it made me smile, want to dance and didn't hurt my ears

So this morning when I realized it was commercial or Kayne I gave him one last chance. But. after about a minute, I barfed a little in my throat and decided there must be a million, no a trillion plus one reasons why KAYNE makes me gag (and so many others too). So I started a blog to count the ways.....

Because I am not even so sure as to why he makes my skin crawl and my gag reflexes loosen at his sight or noise.

and so here it goes.....the journey begins....lets count the ways